You start teaching the Moon how to party right where you two are standing and soon enough people start gathering to understand both why a large orbital body is partying down here, and how you’re both partying so hard. Not long after, a whole proper shindig is happening right here with a huge crowd, music, and even a mooning contest. The party runs late into the night before a worry strikes you. If the Moon is partying down here, who’s keeping all the tides going? What about the animals that spawn only under the light of the Moon? There's a vast ecological problem brewing, which means you have to find a way to get the Moon back into space and soon. You decide to...