You suspect the Moon is partying way too hard right now to listen to reason. You're going to have to come up with some clever way to get the Moon back up into the sky. Something both impossible to see through as a trick, and that will also require the Moon to stay up there and not just come back down immediately. Luckily, you're just the sort of trickster that could fool even the largest sub-planetary orbital bodies of this solar system (including this one that’s largest as a percentage of its parent planet!), because your plan is to...