The one thing we know about the Moon is that it's up in the sky, therefore it can see everything. Well, it’s usually up in the sky. Currently, it's at this unnamed desert camping event, behind some bushes, calling you over. I mean, how can you say no to an opportunity to talk to a celebrity of this magnitude. That'd be lunacy. So you walk over and, a short conversation later, you know all about the Moon’s problem: it came down to Earth because it wants to party but it doesn't really know how. You quickly decide...