The obvious solution here, you quickly realize, is to send yourself to the past. You've made some mistakes in this attempt to get to the party, but you're definitely not going to make them if you get another chance at today. No, you would definitely have started super early, figured out exactly where the party was before you left, and headed out in time to be one of the first ones there, if not, heck, the very first one. You grab a large cardboard box, slap the address of your tent and the time of this morning on it, cram yourself into that box like a 90s Spike Jonze video, then you're good to go. This time, unlike the last dozen or so times, you tell yourself, you’ll definitely get things right.