You currently have no date for the show. If you were to change that, you would definitely have a date. That's just simple logic. I suppose you could get an anti-date, but that feels too absurdist even for this Choose Your Own Adventure. Ok, you try really hard and, using the International Date Change Line, you change your date state aaaaaaaaaand now you have one. Or actually, a whole lot of them. A full dozen adorable date palm fruit dates. They're tiny and ready to party. Utterly charmed by their endearing antics, you soon forget about the Red, Her Rings show you were going to and instead go out and party all across the event with your new date dates and have a great time.