You head up into the cockloft, where you find the low ceiling difficult for someone your size to crawl around beneath. Up here is a nice, if low, apartment with an open floor plan, and living in it is a large rooster who's finishing getting ready to go out for the night. Like all roosters, he's a competent DJ (they're great at scratching) and he would love to spin at your party. Unfortunately he made plans to attend a dancing competition at the nearby bird camp but he’s been waffling on going as he doesn't like their camp decor that much. That's not a problem, though, because you suggest: