You check out the stationary stone statuary garden. It looks like a collection of unusually shaped rocks and boulders imported from elsewhere then arranged into a greater, harmonious whole. Understanding slowly comes over you: the only reason the stones are sculpture is because they're displayed as such. Therefore, any stone can be a sculpture, which also means any person can be a DJ. You can be tonight's DJ. All it takes is being presented as a DJ. And you can be since you already have a stage back at camp. Decision made, now all you need is turntables.