You and the scorpion set up all the lights you can get your hands and claws on and orchestrate an incredible show pointed at the stars. The show has a very unambiguous message: "Hello space aliens, please come here". Soon enough, from space, music blaring, comes a space saucer filled with a surprisingly swarthy crew of space aliens. As they pull closer, you and the scorpion both understand these are music pirates on their musical pirate spaceship. Well, now you have an ethical quandary on your hands: