You yoink a scratching post when no cat is looking and go running off into the moonset. And what a scratching post it is, made from a simply incredible material that is lightweight and rough, but never seems to lose its roughness even after polishing so many things, which, trust me, is quite incredible, material science-wise. It's going to revolutionize the world of both sanding stuff down a little bit, and filing nails, which is not nothing. Visions of a better, slightly smoother and nicely sharpened world in mind, you finally make it back to your tent and pass out for a well-earned good morning's rest.