You settle in and observe the cat kingdom from afar. It's an incredible horizontal society that exists outside of capital-liberalist hegemony, nationalistic arms races, and Marxist dialectics. Instead, it mostly consists of naps, a bunch of pouncing, and a smattering of murder. Quite a bit of murder, actually... But hey, cats gotta eat, right? Having now realized this kingdom has much to offer to humans you come to a dilemma.