You sneak around pretending to be closely inspecting a spot in the wall, and when everyone is busy doing something else, you quickly swipe the God Particle and hide it in your fanny pack. Oh, also you have a fanny pack (it hasn't come up before). It looks great with your crow disguise. You're mostly out of the castle when the alarm rings and you manage to sneak out the large doors before you're spotted. You rapidly make your way to the local science-y building place where the particle is carefully removed from your fanny pack and stow it somewhere for safe-keeping. After all, it's responsible for all mass in the universe. You did a great service today, not just for science, but for all matter in existence. That's definitely worth missing a morning's sleep.