These trees are incredible, fast growing, delicious, and healthy. You and the scorpion agree, you must bring these to the world. You both grab all the granola fruits you can and set off on a journey, sort of like Johnny Appleseeds of the baked oats plants. Your travels take you far and wide, bringing nutritious easy-to-grow plants to all, helping stabilize world populations, and easing the effects of climate change. You don't know this yet, but you will go down in history as mythic figures who made everything a bit better for everyone, and your tent ends up being wherever you placed your head that day, always in the shade of a softly rustling granola tree.