You figure it'll be easier to try and mobilize the French than all of hell. You manage to find one of those little portable Bluetooth speakers (surprisingly common in hell, go figure) and hook the perfect beat up to it. As you move towards the exit back to the world, you, of course, get spotted. Upon throwing the phone and speaker with the perfect beat down one of the many bottomless pits, its perfection is sufficient to get all the guards to chase it down. Soon, you, the scorpion, Napoleon, and the perfidious Cardinal Richelieu, all exit and, of course, end up in back at the festival, not France. The original plan of raising an army is quickly derailed as they catch up on centuries of progress. Soon the sly Cardinal has a new idea. Soon, the four of you are running the world's most successful influencer empire with the tricksy Cardinal pulling the strings to make Napoleon the leader of all the People (of sorts anyways). You never did find your tent though.